131 zabawnych tekstów na podryw gwarantujących śmiech w 2026

Szukasz sposobu, by dorzucić trochę chemii do rozmowy albo rozkręcić vibe lekkim, zabawnym tekstem na podryw? Gdy już złapiesz czyjeś spojrzenie — albo match — odpowiednie zdanie potrafi podtrzymać iskrę. Czasem wystarczy jeden żart, jedna odpowiedź, jedno oko-rolnięcie, które kończy się uśmiechem.

Psychologowie cytowani przez Forbes zauważyli, że lekko zabawne, niezobowiązujące teksty na podryw pomagają zmniejszyć lęk przed odrzuceniem. A użyte w odpowiednim momencie mogą stać się świetnym sposobem na stworzenie przyjaznej atmosfery i zdobycie numeru — lub przynajmniej rozluźnienia sytuacji.

Dlaczego więc grać zachowawczo, skoro można grać sprytnie? Sprawdź poniżej 131 najlepszych tekstów na podryw 2026 — od cheesy, przez zabawne, po smooth i pełne rizz.

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

1. Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout.
2. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
3. Are you a time traveler? I see you in my future.
4. Do you have a name? Or can I call you "mine."
5. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
6. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
7. Are you a banana? I find you a-peeling.
8. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
9. Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
10. I might be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
11. Can you hold my hand? I want to tell my friends I was touched by an angel.
12. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
13. If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
14. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
15. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
16. Is your name Google? Because you’re everything I’m searching for.
17. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
18. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
19. Are you a loan from a bank? Because you have my interest.
20. Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me.
21. You’re the cheese to my macaroni.
22. If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
23. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

Funny Pick Up Lines

24. Are you a broken pencil? Because you’re pointless… without me.
25. Do you like bad boys? Because I’m bad… at everything.
26. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.
27. Are you a charger? Because I’d die without you.
28. Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re acute-y.
29. Are you related to Google? Because you’re answering all the weird questions I didn’t know I had.
30. Are you Australian? Because when I look at you, I feel like I’m down under.
31. I’m not flirting. I’m just practicing for when I meet someone who’s interested.
32. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
33. Can I take you out? Because my therapist said I need to face my fears.
34. I must be a snowstorm because I’m falling hard and inconveniently.
35. Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
36. Are you a cat? Because I’m feline a connection.
37. You are the whole bouquet.
38. Are you WiFi? Because I’m feeling unstable without you.
39. Are you made of grapes? Because you’re fine as wine.
40. I can see I'm embarrassing myself.
41. Are you a cloud? Because you make my heart go boom like thunder.
42. I was blinded by your beauty. I’ll need your name for insurance.
43. Are you a squirrel? Because I’m nuts about you.
44. Are you the ocean? I’m lost at sea staring into your eyes.
45. Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.

Corny Pick Up Lines

46. Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da balm.
47. You must be tired — running through my mind all day.
48. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
49. Are you a broom? You just swept me off my feet.
50. If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
51. Are you an interior decorator? You made the whole room beautiful.
52. Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.
53. If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
54. Can I follow you home? My parents said follow my dreams.
55. Do you believe in aliens? Because you’re out of this world.
56. If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
57. Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
58. Are you the moon? You shine even in the dark.
59. Is your name WiFi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
60. Are you a loan? Because you’ve got my interest.
61. Do you have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knee falling for you.
62. If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be McGorgeous.
63. Is your name Dunkin’? Because I donut want to live without you.
64. Are you a bee? Because you’ve got me buzzing.
65. Are you made of cheese? Because you’re looking gouda.
66. Are you a sunburn? Because you’re hot and I’m hurting.

Smooth Pick Up Lines

67. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
68. I’m writing a paper on the finer things in life — can I interview you?
69. You must be copper and tellurium — you’re Cu-Te.
70. Your hands look heavy — can I hold them?
71. Even without gravity, I’d fall for you.
72. Your smile is the highlight of my day.
73. Looks like you dropped this conversation — let’s pick it up.
74. Nothing lasts forever, so be my nothing.
75. If beauty were a crime, you’d get life.
76. Are you a sunrise? You brightened my whole day.
77. You’re so hot you might be global warming.
78. You must be a playlist — I can’t get you out of my head.
79. You stunned me — I forgot my line.
80. Are you a locksmith? You unlocked my heart.
81. Are you made of quarks? You’re elementary to my happiness.
82. Is your aura stardust? Because you feel cosmic.
83. Square root of -1? You can’t be real.
84. Fine wine energy — smooth and unforgettable.
85. You auto-complete me.
86. You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
87. You must be a black hole — irresistibly attractive.

Rizz Pick Up Lines

88. I’m not flirting. I’m just being extra nice to someone extra fine.
89. You’re so effortlessly fire, I lost my thought.
90. Your eyes tell me more than any map.
91. You’re the whole package. I’m signing for delivery.
92. You’re the definition of “damn.”
93. Call me gravity — I’m pulled toward you.
94. You don’t need lines — you already got me.
95. You single? Because I’m checking boxes.
96. You walk like it’s your world — I’m just living in it.
97. If flirting was a sport, you’d get gold.
98. You up? I’m better than sleep.
99. Are you Netflix? Because I’d binge you.
100. We’d be straight vibes, no skips.
101. You’re not a notification, but you have my attention.
102. You must be caffeine — I can’t start without you.
103. You text like you look — smooth and dangerous.
104. Plot twist energy — didn’t see you coming.
105. I don’t chase, but I’m walking your way.
106. You don’t need to be perfect. But damn, you’re close.
107. You’re the main character — obviously.
108. We’d be dangerous together, in the best way.

Dirty Pick Up Lines (light, playful)

110. Are you a lightswitch? Because you turn me on.
111. Are you a pirate? Because I’m digging your booty.
112. Your lips look lonely — should they meet mine?
113. Are you a magnet? Because you’re attracting me.
114. You definitely turned me on today.
115. That outfit looks great — but better on my floor.
116. Kiss me if I’m wrong… dinosaurs still exist, right?
117. You’re my type — and I want to press all your buttons.
118. I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.
119. Forget Netflix and chill — how about chaos and chemistry?
120. Are you a plumber? My pipes are bursting.
121. Are you a volcano? Because you look ready to erupt.
122. Are we in a library? Because I’m checking you out.
123. I’m not a dentist, but I could give you a filling.
124. I must be a beaver — I’m dying for your wood.
125. I got lost in your curves — can I explore further?
126. If you have a great body, I could help you use it.
127. Are you an elevator? I’d go down anytime.
128. Are you a haunted house? I’m dying to go in.
129. I wasn’t going to say anything… but you’re too hot.
130. That dress is stunning — can I talk you out of it?
131. I’ve got a hidden talent — want to test it?

Od tandety, przez rizz, aż po lekką, pikantną zabawę — te teksty dodają humoru, luzu i energii do każdej rozmowy. Na randkach, w DM-ach, na imprezach — to szybki sposób na rozbrojenie drugiej osoby i zbudowanie vibe’u.